Holy cow...

Goodell: As commissioner of the NFL, I am so thrilled to see our nation's youth embrace sarcastaball over traditional football. Oh, but why stop there? Since football is so barbaric, we should change too. So let's give a biiig welcome to the new coach of the Denver Broncos, Randy Marsh. [Randy gets applause from the audience as he rises. Goodell shakes Randy's hand] Congratulations, Marsh. Good job!Randy: Oh thank you, commissioner! I'm thrilled to be a part of this! Thanks!Goodell: Nice going!Randy: Yeah, no, you nice going! [they're still shaking hands]Photographer: Hey guys, how about a nice picture to welcome in the future of sports? [click]