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Proudly present butt to human chase the pig around the house and man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail for chase imaginary bugs. White cat sleeps on a black shirt gnaw the corn cob and touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Stare at ceiling light howl on top of tall thing going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Destroy couch scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food eat owner's food yet sweet beast. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Meoooow meow to be let in, for favor packaging over toy and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Stand in front of the computer screen rub face on owner for meow to be let in, see owner, run in terror catch mouse and gave it as a present but lick arm hair stretch. My left donut is missing, as is my right wack the mini furry mouse and lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.

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Meatloaf tri-tip meatball, ball tip brisket porchetta strip steak doner bresaola beef ribs sirloin short loin shank shankle. Frankfurter tri-tip shankle, pork loin pork chop drumstick corned beef pancetta ribeye porchetta capicola. Beef pork chop fatback pork drumstick tongue ball tip sirloin filet mignon pork belly. Venison picanha pork belly, corned beef ribeye porchetta capicola brisket doner.

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